SALUTATIONS. I'm Niamh, I'm 17, I am legitimately the entire United Kingdom, except that I'm Irish. I'll explain later.

Anonymous asked:

Would you stay with you're significant other if they were drunk and cheated on you and they didn't know they did it?

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

No. There are no excuses for cheating. Fuck anyone who tries to make excuses for themselves after cheating on someone. Once a cheater always a cheater. At least that’s how I see it.

rissalady:

hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

Hahahahaha

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mynoncents:

cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.


people should really stop underestimating porn

mynoncents:

cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.

And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.

people should really stop underestimating porn

luxor1390:

Things that don’t exist 

lisaedelstein:

i feel like these two tweets sum up my life in a nutshell

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samdesantis:

princessfucknugget:

some days you do big things and conquer the universe and other days you’re really proud of yourself for making a spectacular grilled cheese and not killing yourself but either way it’s all good 

a very important post

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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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