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SALUTATIONS. I'm Niamh, I'm 16, I am legitimately the entire United Kingdom, except that I'm Irish. I'll explain later.

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superavengedoctormerlock:

iomni:

horsesthatmakeuss:

get-sherlock-s-arse:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.

this is a joke right? Anyway, 1. I don’t think shocking people to cause contractions is quite the same as labor 2. A freaking lot of women get epidurals as soon as it starts to ease the pain 3. Every person handles pain differently/has a different labor experience so i don’t think it could be measured or replicated. 4. Pretty sure I’ve never heard a man say labor wasn’t painful.

^^^^^

1. it’s close 2. not all women can, AND IT STILL HURTS 3. IT STILL HURTS A FUCKING LOT 4. are you KIDDING ME? I hear men say getting kicked in the balls hurts more/this hurts more/that labor, and I quote, “Isn’t that bad”. Bullshit!

(Source: vimeo.com)

cumberbuddy:

dudeufugly:

cumberbuddy:

Benedict Cumberfish

He looks like a fish breathing.

THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
JUST KEEP CUMLBR’ING, CUMBL’RING, CUMBLR’ING WHAT DO WE DO WE CUMBL, CUMBL. HA HA HA HA HAAAA HOO I LIKE TO CUMMMMBLRRRRRRRR.

dudeufugly:

cumberbuddy:

Benedict Cumberfish

He looks like a fish breathing.

THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

JUST KEEP CUMLBR’ING, CUMBL’RING, CUMBLR’ING WHAT DO WE DO WE CUMBL, CUMBL. HA HA HA HA HAAAA HOO I LIKE TO CUMMMMBLRRRRRRRR.

(Source: watsonwarrior)

This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in Africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it, and it walked up to him and gave him a hug.

This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in Africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it, and it walked up to him and gave him a hug.

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WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND

lifeofamarriedfangirl:

reichenfalse:

tardis-housecleaner:

YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES OF SHERLOCK? ALL THOSE PSYCHO NUT FANS GOT OFF ON ONLY SIX EPISODES!?

that’s why our fandom is so fucking weird.

wait what are you people being serious

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

”He’s not your son, Molly.”
”He’s as good as.”

(Source: infinite-wands)

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

furrbiesonfire:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

the-sherlockian-potterhead-23:

#i actually stopped and looked at this for a second #and it hit me that jo rowling didn’t change my life #i was only eight years old when i read my first harry potter book #there wasn’t all that much to change #i was eight when i started and now i’m twenty-one #i’ve had these books to read and learn from and cherish for thirteen years #jo rowling didn’t change my life #she shaped it

I would not be me without this amazing woman

I don’t even want to imagine where I would be without this woman.

she’s the reason i began to enjoy reading

She IS the reason I love fantasy books so much. Thank you, Jo, for my childhood, it was an amazing adventure :)

(Source: likeclary)

(Source: marramorri)

You’re not haunted by the war, Dr Watson. You miss it.

(Source: sir-moriarty)

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